Things My Pets Are Illogically Afraid Of
I have two pets: a munchkin cat named Porter, and a bearded dragon named John Mayer. Yes, they're as majestic as they sound.
But today is a special day. Porter acted in such a way that made double over in tears of laughter. We were lying in bed, Netflix & chilling, when out of nowhere he audibly farted. His toot startled him so much that he jumped up in fear and ran away. Please note that I am laughing as I type this. Then I got to thinking, what else is he scared of? So here it is, along with JM's fears. I intend to update this as new phobias occur.
Fears, classified by animal.
1. Porter, the munchkin:
- his shadow
- other apartment doors opening or closing
- when the TV gets too loud
- Every toy I've ever bought him
- anyone who walks too fast toward him
- the towel I wrap my hair in after showering
- his own farts
- BAKED BEANS
- The TV remote
2. John Mayer, the dragon: